🎄🎅Greetings Funny Inappropriate Christmas Card 9-Piece Set

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const TAG = "spz-custom-product-automatic"; class SpzCustomProductAutomatic extends SPZ.BaseElement { constructor(element) { super(element); this.variant_id = '5bbff0c4-066b-476b-8245-5fdad87a5b6e'; this.isRTL = SPZ.win.document.dir === 'rtl'; this.isAddingToCart_ = false; // 加购中状态 } static deferredMount() { return false; } buildCallback() { this.action_ = SPZServices.actionServiceForDoc(this.element); this.templates_ = SPZServices.templatesForDoc(this.element); this.xhr_ = SPZServices.xhrFor(this.win); this.setupAction_(); this.viewport_ = this.getViewport(); } mountCallback() { this.init(); // 监听事件 this.bindEvent_(); } async init() { this.handleFitTheme(); const data = await this.getDiscountList(); this.renderApiData_(data); } async getDiscountList() { const productId = '110bc2d7-d99c-44ce-848c-2fe16a33e85a'; const variantId = this.variant_id; const productType = 'default'; const reqBody = { product_id: productId, variant_id: variantId, discount_method: "DM_AUTOMATIC", customer: { customer_id: window.C_SETTINGS.customer.customer_id, email: window.C_SETTINGS.customer.customer_email }, product_type: productType } const url = `/api/storefront/promotion/display_setting/text/list`; const data = await this.xhr_.fetchJson(url, { method: "post", body: reqBody }).then(res => { return res; }).catch(err => { this.setContainerDisabled(false); }) return data; } async renderDiscountList() { this.setContainerDisabled(true); const data = await this.getDiscountList(); this.setContainerDisabled(false); // 重新渲染 抖动问题处理 this.renderApiData_(data); } clearDom() { const children = this.element.querySelector('*:not(template)'); children && SPZCore.Dom.removeElement(children); } async renderApiData_(data) { const parentDiv = document.querySelector('.automatic_discount_container'); const newTplDom = await this.getRenderTemplate(data); if (parentDiv) { parentDiv.innerHTML = ''; parentDiv.appendChild(newTplDom); } else { console.log('automatic_discount_container is null'); } } doRender_(data) { const renderData = data || {}; return this.templates_ .findAndRenderTemplate(this.element, renderData) .then((el) => { this.clearDom(); this.element.appendChild(el); }); } async getRenderTemplate(data) { const renderData = data || {}; return this.templates_ .findAndRenderTemplate(this.element, { ...renderData, isRTL: this.isRTL }) .then((el) => { this.clearDom(); return el; }); } setContainerDisabled(isDisable) { const automaticDiscountEl = document.querySelector('.automatic_discount_container_outer'); if(isDisable) { automaticDiscountEl.setAttribute('disabled', ''); } else { automaticDiscountEl.removeAttribute('disabled'); } } // 绑定事件 bindEvent_() { window.addEventListener('click', (e) => { let containerNodes = document.querySelectorAll(".automatic-container .panel"); let bool; Array.from(containerNodes).forEach((node) => { if(node.contains(e.target)){ bool = true; } }) // 是否popover面板点击范围 if (bool) { return; } if(e.target.classList.contains('drowdown-icon') || e.target.parentNode.classList.contains('drowdown-icon')){ return; } const nodes = document.querySelectorAll('.automatic-container'); Array.from(nodes).forEach((node) => { node.classList.remove('open-dropdown'); }) // 兼容主题 this.toggleProductSticky(true); }) // 监听变体变化 document.addEventListener('dj.variantChange', async(event) => { // 重新渲染 const variant = event.detail.selected; if (variant.product_id == '110bc2d7-d99c-44ce-848c-2fe16a33e85a' && variant.id != this.variant_id) { this.variant_id = variant.id; this.renderDiscountList(); } }); } // 兼容主题 handleFitTheme() { // top 属性影响抖动 let productInfoEl = null; if (window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.merchant_theme_name === 'Wind' || window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.merchant_theme_name === 'Flash') { productInfoEl = document.querySelector('.product-info-body .product-sticky-container'); } else if (window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.merchant_theme_name === 'Hero') { productInfoEl = document.querySelector('.product__info-wrapper .properties-content'); } if(productInfoEl){ productInfoEl.classList.add('force-top-auto'); } } // 兼容 wind/flash /hero 主题 (sticky属性影响 popover 层级展示, 会被其他元素覆盖) toggleProductSticky(isSticky) { let productInfoEl = null; if (window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.merchant_theme_name === 'Wind' || window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.merchant_theme_name === 'Flash') { productInfoEl = document.querySelector('.product-info-body .product-sticky-container'); } else if (window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.merchant_theme_name === 'Hero') { productInfoEl = document.querySelector('.product__info-wrapper .properties-content'); } if(productInfoEl){ if(isSticky) { // 还原该主题原有的sticky属性值 productInfoEl.classList.remove('force-position-static'); return; } productInfoEl.classList.toggle('force-position-static'); } } setupAction_() { this.registerAction('handleDropdown', (invocation) => { const discount_id = invocation.args.discount_id; const nodes = document.querySelectorAll('.automatic-container'); Array.from(nodes).forEach((node) => { if(node.getAttribute('id') != `automatic-${discount_id}`) { node.classList.remove('open-dropdown'); } }) const $discount_item = document.querySelector(`#automatic-${discount_id}`); $discount_item && $discount_item.classList.toggle('open-dropdown'); // 兼容主题 this.toggleProductSticky(); }); // 加购事件 this.registerAction('handleAddToCart', (invocation) => { // 阻止事件冒泡 const event = invocation.event; if (event) { event.stopPropagation(); event.preventDefault(); } // 如果正在加购中,直接返回 if (this.isAddingToCart_) { return; } const quantity = invocation.args.quantity || 1; this.addToCart(quantity); }); } // 加购方法 async addToCart(quantity) { // 设置加购中状态 this.isAddingToCart_ = true; const productId = '110bc2d7-d99c-44ce-848c-2fe16a33e85a'; const variantId = this.variant_id; const url = '/api/cart'; const reqBody = { product_id: productId, variant_id: variantId, quantity: quantity }; try { const data = await this.xhr_.fetchJson(url, { method: 'POST', body: reqBody }); // 触发加购成功提示 this.triggerAddToCartToast_(); return data; } catch (error) { error.then(err=>{ this.showToast_(err?.message || err?.errors?.[0] || 'Unknown error'); }) } finally { // 无论成功失败,都重置加购状态 this.isAddingToCart_ = false; } } showToast_(message) { const toastEl = document.querySelector("#apps-match-drawer-add_to_cart_toast"); if (toastEl) { SPZ.whenApiDefined(toastEl).then((apis) => { apis.showToast(message); }); } } // 触发加购成功提示 triggerAddToCartToast_() { // 如果主题有自己的加购提示,则不显示 const themeAddToCartToastEl = document.querySelector('#add-cart-event-proxy'); if (themeAddToCartToastEl) return; // 显示应用的加购成功提示 this.showToast_("Added successfully"); } triggerEvent_(name, data) { const event = SPZUtils.Event.create(this.win, `${ TAG }.${ name }`, data || {}); this.action_.trigger(this.element, name, event); } isLayoutSupported(layout) { return layout == SPZCore.Layout.CONTAINER; } } SPZ.defineElement(TAG, SpzCustomProductAutomatic);
class SpzCustomDiscountBundle extends SPZ.BaseElement { constructor(element) { super(element); } isLayoutSupported(layout) { return layout == SPZCore.Layout.LOGIC; } mountCallback() {} unmountCallback() {} setupAction_() { this.registerAction('showAddToCartToast', () => { const themeAddToCartToastEl = document.querySelector('#add-cart-event-proxy') if(themeAddToCartToastEl) return const toastEl = document.querySelector('#apps-match-drawer-add_to_cart_toast') SPZ.whenApiDefined(toastEl).then((apis) => { apis.showToast("Added successfully"); }); }); } buildCallback() { this.setupAction_(); }; } SPZ.defineElement('spz-custom-discount-toast', SpzCustomDiscountBundle);

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🎅🖕 Funny Inappropriate Christmas Card 9-Piece Set – Blunt Humor for Holiday Laughs!

Want to send a Christmas card that’s anything but boring? The Greetings Funny Inappropriate Christmas Card Set (9 pieces!) delivers unapologetic, witty humor—featuring Santa flipping the middle finger—perfect for friends, family, or anyone who loves a blunt, hilarious holiday greeting.

🌟 Why It’s the Most Memorable Christmas Card This Year:

✅ Silly, Inappropriate Humor – Instant Laughter
 
Forget cheesy, generic cards! Each card has a cartoon Santa giving the middle finger—blunt, playful, and guaranteed to make recipients snort-laugh. It’s “inappropriate” in the best way—no mean vibes, just absurd holiday fun.
✅ 9-Piece Set + Hassle-Free Envelopes
 
You get 9 funny cards (one for each of your favorite people!) plus 9 sturdy kraft paper envelopes. The envelopes are self-sealing (peel-and-stick) and roomy enough for a photo or gift card—no extra tape or stuffing hassle.
✅ Blank, Easy-to-Write Inside
 
Each 5x7 inch card is blank on the inside with plenty of space for your custom message. The uncoated paper won’t smudge, so you can jot down jokes, heartfelt (or silly) notes, or inside jokes without mess.
✅ USA-Made Quality – Durable & Premium
 
Designed and illustrated in the USA on thick, sturdy cardstock. It feels high-quality in hand—no flimsy paper—and the print stays vibrant, so your funny greeting looks great even when taped to the fridge.

😊 What Happy Senders Are Saying:

“Sent these to my friends, and every single one texted me laughing! The Santa middle finger is iconic, and the envelopes are so convenient. The paper is thick, and writing on the inside was easy—no smudges at all.” – Jake, 29
 
“Finally, a Christmas card that matches my sense of humor! I bought the 9-pack to cover all my close friends. They’re hilarious, well-made, and way more memorable than the boring cards at the store.” – Mia, 34

🛒 Ready to Spread Holiday Laughs (Not Cheesy Vibes)?

This card set is for anyone who hates stuffy holiday greetings. It’s perfect for white elephant gifts, secret Santa swaps, or just sending a laugh to someone who needs it this Christmas.
 
Don’t settle for generic—grab your 9-piece set now!
 
👉 Click “Add to Cart” and make this Christmas the funniest one yet!

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